people who chew loudly & with their mouth open literally fuck me off so bad
so I’m in London for the first time in yeaaaars. the underground is terrifying,
trying not to sing in the bath is sooooo hard
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
my cat. he’s my favourite.
oh god. I’d lose a little toe cause they’re pretty useless & I’d want it bitten off by a tiger or something